Chicken Poop Lip Balm

By Simone Chickenbone

Whoever thought slathering your lips with chicken poop would make them so kissably soft and sweet smelling!? Now wait, before you go running into the garden to find your very own au naturale, organic kind, just don't. The brown stuff will do nothing for your smooch factor. This 100% pure, free-range version contains lovely natural ingredients such as sweet orange oil and beeswax, making it a treat to put on and a pleasure to lick off. So pucker up and get pecking!

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