Chicken Poop Lip Balm

By Simone Chickenbone

           (50 reviews)

Whoever thought slathering your lips with chicken poop would make them so kissably soft and sweet smelling!? Now wait, before you go running into the garden to find your very own au naturale, organic kind, just don't. The brown stuff will do nothing for your smooch factor. This 100% pure, free-range version contains lovely natural ingredients such as sweet orange oil and beeswax, making it a treat to put on and a pleasure to lick off. So pucker up and get pecking!

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  • 3 Star: 3 (1)
  • 2 Star: 1 (0)
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- Mary, 23 March 2015

Brought this as part of a leaving gift for a colleague at work who loves anything to do with chickens. Her comments on this Chicken Poop Lip Balm were as follows: - "The Chicken Poop Lip Balm that isn't real Chicken Poop is fabulous, very refreshing!!

           Quick delivery, good product

- Fiona, 10 January 2015

Got as a quirky Xmas present. Happy with service, would definitely use omelet again. Good range of quality items that are a bit different

           A fun but practical product

- Heidi, 23 May 2014

Bought as a gift, my friend thought I had finally cracked and gone totally organic, but assures me it is a very good product and makes her laugh every time she uses it, will defintely be getting more for people!

           Love the flavour and feels good too

- Emma, 24 January 2014

I got this for myself and my mum for a kind of joke Christmas filler. But I am pleasantly surprised that it's more than that, I love it. So different from other lip balms in smell ans taste and it's really refreshing. Both myself and mum love it.

           No crap balm

- Louise, 13 May 2013

No crap, does the job, also good on callouses... ;)

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